Call for Volunteers

If you would like to help out with my campaign, click the mail link on the right hand side to send me a private message.

If you would like to contribute money to the campaign, contact me for a mailing address and send money as small, non-sequential, unmarked bills in US currency.

If you wish I would just go away, let me say now that the feeling is reciprocal.

Upcoming Appearances

I will be appearing at work every day I am scheduled to work.

That's more than I can say for the current administration.

Hat Toss

It's only three and a half years from the next United States Presidential Election. That means its time to start planning for what to do in the event that George W. Bush doesn't declare himself dictator.

That's why I'm here. I'm Jake, and I want to be your next President.