Entertain Me!

Since my friends have been doing a piss poor job of entertaining me as of late (I can't be expected to do nothing ALL of the time), here's a news story about sexsomnia.

Researchers are struggling to understand a rare medical condition where sufferers unknowingly demand, or actually have, sex while asleep...

As yet there is no cure for the condition,

Her: Before we spend the night together, you should know that I'm a sexsomniac.

Him: Okay. I'm just an insatiably horny bastard.